Weird Man vs. Nerd Boy Written and Illustrated by Matt
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Weird Man vs. Nerd Boy Written and Illustrated by Matt |
Hello, I'm Weird Man, a.k.a. Matt. I'm here to tell you about my adventures being Weird Man. Here goes.
I was working in a chemical plant as a janitor and I had a pet squirrel named Fuzzy. Anyway, someone spilled something on the catwalk above the tanks of chemicals. Me and Fuzzy went to clean it up but what he spilled up there was acid. It melted the catwalk and me and Fuzzy fell through right into a tub of weird waste.
The next thing I remember was I was outside but I was huge. I was like Superman or something. I wanted to know how strong I was. I went over to my car and picked it up off the ground. Then I saw an animal -- a weird looking thing. Then it started to talk to me. It said, "Matt is that you?"
It was Fuzzy. We didn't know what to do. We went back home and talked and we wondered what else we could do. I learned I could fly and throw big heavy things. Fuzzy can get hit by a car and then get blown up and still be alive. So I made a suit and called myself Weird Man.
But little did I know someone else was in the tank - Melvin. We all called him Nerd Boy. He wanted revenge on me.
I heard on the radio there was someone attacking the city so I went there as Weird Man. Melvin was there. "I'm Nerd Boy," he shouted. He was blowing up stuff.
I threw a car at him. Then he started zapping me. I pinned him down, then I knocked him out. The police took him to jail and now I'm Weird Man.